Welcome to the “Apple Puns Party!” Get ready to peel with laughter as we dive into the juiciest, most a-peeling wordplay in town! Whether you’re a Granny Smith enthusiast or just here for the core comedy, grab a seat and let’s turn this fruity fiesta into a laugh-apple affair! Now, brace yourself for a bushel of 60 pun-tastic phrases that will make your funny bone do the salsa. Let’s make this pun-gathering extra fruitful!

60+ Best Apple Puns

1. What did the hardworking warehouse worker say? app-pull my own weight.
2. Why did the apple breakup with caramel? She was being too sweet on him.
3. Why was the apple traumatized? It had fear of falling from the tree.
4. What was the eaten apple most hated movie? Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
5. Who is the most loved person ever by apples? Eve.
6. Why did the apple leave the worm? It put too many holes in its heart.
7. If life makes gives you apples, make apple pie.
8. If life gives you one apple to share, plant the seeds.
9. Why did the apple avoid being the center of attention? It didn’t want to become sauce
10. Why did the orange immediately break up with the apple. It was in a crunch.
11. What are apples most favorite rap song? Biggie Smalls Juicy.
12. Why don’t an apple bring 2 friends? To avoid being cut in half.
13. What life lesson did the red apple tell the other apples? Don’t be green behind the ears in life.
14. Why do apples despise bananas? It hated his rotten attitude.
15. What did the gangsta red apple tell the green apple? You got the juice.
16. Why did the comedic grape get beat up by the audience? It didn’t app-peel to the crowd.
17. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, except for the dentist.
18. I wanted to make a joke about apples, but it was too corny—more like a cob-bage!
19. Why did the apple go to therapy? It had too many issues with its core identity.
20. Apple products are like secret agents – they always have a “siri-ous” mission!
21. When life gives you lemons, trade them for apples. Who needs lemonade when you can have “appla-de”?
22. Why did the apple break up with the banana? It couldn’t find a common peel!
23. I asked my apple for advice, but it just said, “Quit being such a fruit loop!”
24. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does a pineapple do? Bring in the fruit brigade!
25. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
26. Why did the apple have so much energy? It had too many peels.
27. When apples tell jokes, do they always have a crisp delivery?
28. I tried to write a song about apples, but it ended up being a fruitless endeavor.
29. Apple computers must be feminists – they always support “core” equality!
30. What’s an apple’s favorite dance? The fruity cha-cha!
31. Why was the apple blushing? It saw the salad dressing!
32. If an apple is sad, does it become a crabapple?
33. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
34. Why did the apple break up with the orange? It couldn’t concentrate!
35. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
36. What do you call two apples next to each other? A pear. Just kidding, it’s obviously a fruit neighbor!
37. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
38. Why did the apple turn up at the party alone? It couldn’t find its pear!
39. Did you hear about the apple that joined a band? It was a real jam-maker!
40. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.
41. How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down a hill!
42. I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.
43. What do you call an apple that’s been around the block? A Granny Smith with street cred!
44. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
45. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
46. Why did the apple break up with the banana? It couldn’t find a common peel!
47. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
48. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
49. What do you call an apple that goes crazy? A Snapple!
50. Why did the apple go to school? To be a smartie-pie!
51. What’s the difference between an apple and a comedian? You can’t peel a comedian!
52. What do you call a sad apple pie? A blueberry!
53. Why did the apple join the circus? It wanted to be a juggler’s partner-in-crime!
54. Why did the apple break up with the pear? It wanted some space!
55. Why don’t apples ever get in trouble at school? Because they always stay out of the forbidden fruit section!