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60 Funny Best Golf Puns That Swings, Funny Puns

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Punsvila Open Mic Night, where we’re about to tee off with a barrage of golf puns that’ll have you rolling on the green! I hope you’re ready for a hole lot of laughter, because we’re about to drive right into the comedic fairway. Get ready to laugh so hard, even your golf balls might get a hole in one!

 

60 Best Funny Golf Puns

  1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
  2. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
  3. Did you hear about the golfer who got into a fight with his caddy? It was a long-standing issue.
  4. Golfers make terrible burglars. They always get caught in the sand trap!
  5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a golfer, and I still can’t make enough dough!
  6. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music? Swing!
  7. How do you improve your golf game? Take a course of course!
  8. I told my wife I was going golfing, but I ended up at the bar. I guess you could say I had a hole in one.
  9. I don’t trust golfers. They always seem a bit shady on the green.
  10. Golfers never get mad. They just get teed off!
  11. I’m not saying my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
  12. What’s a golfer’s favorite letter? Tee!
  13. Why don’t golfers ever bring an umbrella? Because they prefer a hole in one to a hole in none!
  14. I told my caddy I needed a break, and he gave me a Kit-Kat. I guess he misunderstood the term “golf break.”
  15. I tried to play golf with a broken club, but that’s a handicap.
  16. What do you call someone who carries around a pencil at a golf course? A drawing card!
  17. Did you hear about the golfer who won the lottery? Now he’s a million-aire.
  18. I used to play golf with a friend who would always bring an extra pair of pants. He was the master of a double bogey.
  19. Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and then end up in the hole.
  20. What’s a golfer’s favorite superhero? The Green Lantern!
  21. I told my wife I was going golfing, but I ended up at the bar. I guess you could say I had a hole in one.
  22. What do golfers use to fix their clothes? A tee-shirt!
  23. I’m not saying my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
  24. Why do golfers bring an extra pair of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
  25. Golfers make terrible detectives. They always miss the fairway.
  26. Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course? To get a higher score!
  27. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a golfer, and I still can’t make enough dough!
  28. Did you hear about the golfer who got in trouble with the law? He had a long drive.
  29. What do you call a golfer who’s always in trouble? Tee-rrible!
  30. I told my wife I was going to play golf, but I ended up at the bakery. I guess I have a “flour” handicap.
  31. How does a golfer keep cool? He finds the nearest shade and stays in the “swing” of things
  32. Did you hear about the golfer who became a musician? He had a great swing, but he couldn’t find the right tempo.
  33. Why did the golfer bring an umbrella to the course? Just in case it started “fore”-raining!
  34. What do you call a golfer who never stays on the fairway? A “rough” player!
  35. I used to be a baker, but now I’m a golfer. I kneaded a change of pace!
  36. What did the golfer say after hitting an amazing shot? “I’m on cloud nine iron!”
  37. Why are golfers great at handling pressure? They know how to keep things “under par.”
  38. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of exercise? Fore-play!
  39. I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife. Best trade I ever made!
  40. Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course? To reach new heights in his game!
  41. What’s a golfer’s favorite kind of music? Anything with a good “swing” to it!
  42. I asked the golf instructor if he could help me with my hook. He said that’s a personal problem!
  43. Why don’t golfers ever get mad? They just get “teed” off!
  44. What did one golf ball say to the other? “See you in the club!”
  45. Why did the golfer bring a pencil to the course? To draw his clubs!
  46. What do you call a dinosaur with an impressive golf swing? A “fore”-rassic Park!
  47. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of bread? Fairway wheat!
  48. I told my friend I was taking up golf, and he said, “You’ve really driven yourself to it.”
  49. Why did the golfer bring a shovel to the course? To improve his lie!
  50. What do you call a golfer who’s also a gardener? A divot-digger!
  51. I thought I’d tell you a joke about golf, but I’m afraid it might be a bit too “par”-cise.
  52. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a good “swing” scene!
  53. Why do golfers never argue on the course? They prefer to keep things on a fairway!
  54. I tried to impress my golf ball with a good swing, but it just couldn’t “tee” it.
  55. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of footwear? “Fore”-runners!
  56. What do you call a golfer who can juggle? A “club” performer!
  57. What do you call a golfer who can dance? A “swing” dancer!
  58. I’m not saying my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
  59. Golfers make terrible detectives. They always miss the fairway.
  60. Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course? To get a higher score!

And there you have it, folks! A round of applause for Punsvila, the city that knows how to putt on a show! I hope these golf puns had you laughing so hard you’re on the green, gasping for “fairway”! Now, here’s the real question: Did you enjoy these puns, or are you just waiting for me to “putt” an end to this madness? Either way, I hope these jokes were a hole in one for you! Until next time, keep swinging and laughing!

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