100 Best Hockey Puns On Ice

1. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy? It had too many issues with being slapped around!
2. What do hockey players say when they’re running late? “I’m skating on thin ice, but I’ll be there!”
3. How do hockey players stay cool during a game? They have ice in their veins!
4. Why did the hockey coach go to the bank? To get his goalie some savings!
5. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of cookie? Slapshots!
6. Why did the hockey player bring a ladder to the game? He heard the championship was up for grabs!
7. How do hockey players keep their hair in check? They use ice gel!
8. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of movie? A slapstick comedy!
9. Why did the hockey player start a band? He wanted to break the ice with some cool tunes!
10. What do you call a hockey player who is always on time? Punctual Penalty!
11. How do hockey players pay for things? With their cre(dit)-stick!
12. Why did the hockey player become a gardener? He wanted to work on his slap-shot!
13. What’s a hockey player’s favorite subject in school? Ice-tory!
14. Why did the hockey player bring a pencil to the game? To draw up some cool strategies!
15. How do hockey players communicate during a game? They break the ice with puck-up lines!
16. Why did the hockey player go to the bank? He wanted to get a little more “checking” in!
17. What do you call a bear that plays hockey? A puckin’ bear!
18. Why did the hockey player go to space? To see if there’s ice on other planets!
19. What’s a hockey player’s favorite social media platform? Slapshot-chat!
20. Why did the hockey player become a chef? He wanted to perfect his stick-to-the-pan techniques!
21. How do hockey players stay warm during winter? They huddle around the penalty box!
22. What’s a hockey player’s favorite dessert? Ice cream, of course!
23. Why did the hockey player bring a suitcase to the game? He was ready for a face-off!
24. How do hockey players keep their skin smooth? Zamboni facials!
25. What’s a hockey player’s favorite place to shop? The penalty box – it has everything on ice!
26. Why did the hockey player get a job at the bakery? He heard they needed someone with a good slapshot!
27. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of exercise? Stick-ups!
28. Why did the hockey player go to the beach? He wanted to work on his tan-gerine moves!
29. How do hockey players apologize? They say, “I’m sorry if I puck’d you off!”
30. What’s a hockey player’s favorite board game? Chess, because it’s all about making strategic moves!
31. Why did the hockey player bring a backpack to the game? He wanted to score some extra points!
32. How do hockey players make decisions? They huddle up and have a face-off!
33. What’s a hockey player’s favorite movie snack? Pop-sicles!
34. Why did the hockey player go to the music store? He wanted to pick up some cool notes!
35. How do hockey players greet each other? With a stick tap and a “slap”-happy smile!
36. Why did the hockey player become a comedian? He had a talent for slapstick humor!
37. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of coffee? Slapuccino!
38. Why did the hockey player bring a map to the game? To find his way around the rink!
39. How do hockey players take notes? They use stick-y pads!
40. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of car? The Zamboni – it’s the coolest ride on ice!
41. Why did the hockey player become a doctor? He wanted to practice his “checking” skills!
42. What do hockey players use to clean their houses? A puck and span!
43. Why did the hockey player bring a camera to the game? To capture all the “ice”-tory!
44. How do hockey players express their emotions? With a puck-faced expression!
45. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of sandwich? A slap-wich!
46. Why did the hockey player go to the art gallery? To appreciate the “canvas” of the ice!
47. How do hockey players write love letters? With a lot of “puck”-ering!
48. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of dog? A slap-schnauzer!
49. Why did the hockey player become a detective? He was great at solving “cold” cases!
50. What do you call a hockey player who never loses? A puck-fectionist!
51. How do hockey players send messages? Slapchat!
52. Why did the hockey player start a podcast? He had a lot of cool “ice”-sights to share!
53. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of fruit? A slap-le!
54. Why did the hockey player bring a shovel to the game? In case there was a shootout!
55. How do hockey players stay entertained during a delay? They tell ice-breaking jokes!
56. What’s a hockey player’s favorite video game? NHL 2K22 – it’s “cool” to play!
57. Why did the hockey player go to the library? To check out some “ice”-teresting books!
58. How do hockey players handle stress? They take a slap-cation!
59. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of cereal? Lucky Puck-charms!
60. Why did the hockey player become a meteorologist? He wanted to predict the “cool” fronts!
61. How do hockey players celebrate birthdays? With a slap-happy party!
62. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of shoe? Ice-sneakers!
63. Why did the hockey player become a gardener? He wanted to work on his “stick”-tus!
64. How do hockey players stay healthy? They have a balanced “skate”-board!
65. What’s a hockey player’s favorite animal? A puck-ine!
66. Why did the hockey player bring a suitcase to the game? In case it went into overtime!
67. How do hockey players express surprise? They say, “Well, I’ll be puck-ed!”
68. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of music? Slap-hop!
69. Why did the hockey player bring a pen to the game? To jot down some “ice”-spirations!
70. How do hockey players stay focused during a game? They keep their “ice” on the puck!
71. What’s a hockey player’s favorite holiday? Stick-mas!
72. Why did the hockey player become a banker? He wanted to deal with a lot of “checking”!
73. How do hockey players organize their parties? They make sure it’s a “slap”-tacular event!
74. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of cookie? Slap-sticks!
75. Why did the hockey player go to the party solo? He wanted to score some solo goals!
76. How do hockey players stay warm in the winter? They wear ice-tops!
77. What’s a hockey player’s favorite board game? Chutes and Ladders – because they love climbing to the top!
78. Why did the hockey player become a magician? He had a talent for “puck”-adabra!
79. How do hockey players make decisions? They have a “face-off”!
80. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of candy? Snickers – because they like to “puck” things up!
81. Why did the hockey player become a chef? He wanted to cook up some “stick”-ilicious meals!
82. What do hockey players use to clean their clothes? Slap-and-wash!
83. How do hockey players express disappointment? They say, “That’s puck-tacularly disappointing!”
84. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of sandwich? A goalie-loaf!
85. Why did the hockey player bring a ladder to the game? To reach the high “puck”-ets!
86. How do hockey players celebrate victories? With a “cool” victory lap!
87. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of pizza? Goalie-ver pizza!
88. Why did the hockey player go to space? To see if there’s ice on other planets!
89. How do hockey players stay focused during practice? They keep their “eye” on the puck!
90. What’s a hockey player’s favorite game show? The “Puck”-le is Right!
91. Why did the hockey player become a scientist? He wanted to discover the secrets of “cool” science!
92. How do hockey players throw parties? They make sure it’s a “slap”-happy occasion!
93. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of car? The Zamboni – it’s the coolest ride on ice!
94. Why did the hockey player go to the music store? To pick up some “cool” notes!
95. How do hockey players express their excitement? With a “puck”-tastic cheer!
96. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of movie? A “puck”-umentary!
97. Why did the hockey player bring a shovel to the game? In case there was a “face-off” in the corner!
98. How do hockey players make decisions? They have a “power-play” discussion!
99. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of fruit? A slap-le!
100. Why did the hockey player become a comedian? He had a talent for “puck”-ing up the crowd!